Archive for March, 2007

Lie of the Day #145

Saturday, March 31st, 2007

The popular camp song, “Row, Row, Row Your Boat” has been scientifically proven to induce hallucinogenic episodes that may last up to 15 days.
It was hypothesized that “100 Bottles of Beer on the Wall” would have similar effects, but it was found that for that song, the results became inconsistant in sober test subjects.

Lie of the Day #144

Friday, March 30th, 2007

Lining the soles of shoes with a small array of razor blades will effectively convert the shoes into ice skates.

Fact #61

Friday, March 30th, 2007

Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer, got his start as a marketing plan from the department store Montgomery Wards.

2007 - Fweeb’s Year of Travel

Thursday, March 29th, 2007

So yeah… I’m gonna be all over the place this year. It’s going to be expensive, but fortunately a lot of it is work-related, so I should be able to deduct some of the cost at the end of the year.  Not to mention the fact that every last one of these excursions should […]

Lie of the Day #143

Thursday, March 29th, 2007

Onions are vegetable grenades designed by the Devil.

Fact #60

Thursday, March 29th, 2007

More European churches are named after St. Nicholas than any other patron saint.

Lie of the Day #142

Wednesday, March 28th, 2007

Blocking sunlight with the use of a parasol has been proven to be 4 times more dangerous than the ultraviolet radiation from the sun. The reason is that the UV light is absorbed by the parasol and converted into ultraviolent radiation. This, of course, reanimates the telepathic microscopic organisms that make up the body of […]

Fact #59

Wednesday, March 28th, 2007

While it is commonly recognized that any effort to guess the best selling books of all time are only educated guesses. The Guiness Book of World Records if often cited as the fourth best selling book of all time. Weighing in at somewhere over 90 million copies sold since its’ first edition in 1955.

Lie of the Day #141

Tuesday, March 27th, 2007

It’s been proposed that silverware should have a “safety mechanism”, not unlike modern firearms, to prevent innocent people from accidental forkings.

Embedding Flash Video from Linux

Tuesday, March 27th, 2007

So we’ve migrated the main Hand Turkey Studios website to a new backend using WordPress and a variety of other cool bits of software. One part of the process was revamping our Print and Animation portfolios to have more friendly navigation. In particular, we really needed to find a way to show our […]