The popular camp song, “Row, Row, Row Your Boat” has been scientifically proven to induce hallucinogenic episodes that may last up to 15 days.
It was hypothesized that “100 Bottles of Beer on the Wall” would have similar effects, but it was found that for that song, the results became inconsistant in sober test subjects.
Lining the soles of shoes with a small array of razor blades will effectively convert the shoes into ice skates.
So yeah… I’m gonna be all over the place this year. It’s going to be expensive, but fortunately a lot of it is work-related, so I should be able to deduct some of the cost at the end of the year. Not to mention the fact that every last one of these excursions should [...]
Onions are vegetable grenades designed by the Devil.
Blocking sunlight with the use of a parasol has been proven to be 4 times more dangerous than the ultraviolet radiation from the sun. The reason is that the UV light is absorbed by the parasol and converted into ultraviolent radiation. This, of course, reanimates the telepathic microscopic organisms that make up the body of [...]
It’s been proposed that silverware should have a “safety mechanism”, not unlike modern firearms, to prevent innocent people from accidental forkings.
