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More people in the United States are in rubber band related deaths annually than the number of ants in a typical fire ant mound.

By tapping the proper points on a coconut in a specific sequence, you can enable it as a lighter-than-air mini-blimp.  Four of these coconuts are powerful enough to lift a cow 100 feet into the air.

It’s a little known fact that post office boxes are all refrigerated.  In fact, if you were to place a open glass of milk in your P.O. box, you could leave it there for nearly 3 months before anyone notices it going bad.

Just letting folks know, Hand Turkey Studios will be offering 2 Blender workshops in June: Blender Basics on the 9th and Blender Basics II on the 16th. You can register for either workshop for $50 or register for both for $90. We’ve found an awesome new venue for it by teaming up with [...]

When faced with the unenviable, yet inevitable prospect of engaging an escaped garden gnome in a knife fight while doing your laundry, the most effective course of action is to drop your knife and arm yourself with a bar of soap.  This will confuse the gnome and cause him to go into uncontrollable convulsions which, [...]

The amount of data that’s necessary to mathematically describe the act of producing sound by clapping one’s hands together is massive enough to be used as a tactical weapon.  It’s also known to cause the spontaneous growth of teeth on the livers of field mice.