Archive for June, 2007

Lie of the Day #236

Saturday, June 30th, 2007

The acids in the stomach of the humpback whale are the most corrosive and unstable substances known to man. It used to be believed that these massive creatures lived off of nutrients garnered by eating incredible amounts of plankton. Recently, scientists discovered that this wasn’t the case. What, in fact, was happening was that whales [...]

Lie of the Day #235

Friday, June 29th, 2007

It is actually possible to stop a moving train with your bare hands. Unfortunately, most people are not willing to try once they find out what happens to the rest of their bodies.

Fact #126

Friday, June 29th, 2007

Lie of the Day #234

Thursday, June 28th, 2007

The canary is nature’s grenade. Colonial miners used to throw canaries down mineshafts to loosen rock and ease drilling. The misconception that canaries were used to detect carbon monoxide is a fabrication devised to conceal the true power of the bird.

Fact #125

Thursday, June 28th, 2007

Lie of the Day #233

Wednesday, June 27th, 2007

Recent studies have shown a heavy correlation between male-pattern balding and the inability to tie one’s shoes.

Fact #124

Wednesday, June 27th, 2007

Lie of the Day #232

Tuesday, June 26th, 2007

There’s no such thing as June 27th.

Fact #123

Tuesday, June 26th, 2007

Lie of the Day #231

Monday, June 25th, 2007

When used properly and in the correct prescribed proportions, the various fruit-flavored candies in the world can be combined to create a substance capable of erasing your soul.