Real janitors are incapable of crying. The chemicals that they use on a daily basis sear their tear ducts shut. Not only that, but this affliction is passed to their children, forever binding their family line to the janitorial caste.
Fish droppings are the world most abundant source of good cholesterol.
7:00 AM does not exist.
With judicious application of a boat oar, it is actually possible to shift some of the Earth’s tectonic plates. In fact, this is exactly how 75% of all earthquakes occur.
In 15 seconds, a miniature giraffe will walk across a small table to explain Newtonian physics to you.
Time actually can fly. It was endowed with this power by a violent and narcissistic sea monster in a complicated bargain to postpone its own demise. It failed and the monster’s entire species perished. However, time managed to retain the ability to fly.
