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The carrot is the second most deadly fruit on the planet.  However, if you eat it as a vegetable, then it’s perfectly safe.

Eating raw sewage will enable you to survive a head-on collision with a train. Unfortunately, it also gives you interminable garlic breath.

Not only can penguins fly, but they can also solve complex mathematical calculations and type at 60 words per minute.

Drinking squid ink will cause a chemical reaction that will coat your digestive system with steel.

History has mistakenly put parrots on the shoulders of pirates when they should actually be on the shoulders of cowboys.  Parrots have an incredible inherent ability to count things and match paired items.  This makes them unstoppable at card games like poker and blackjack.  Cowboys of the old west used to take parrots with them [...]

Modern racecars have sophisticated radar systems capable of detecting ice cream trucks as far as 30 miles away.  Unfortunately, they’re completely useless for navigation despite their incredible ice cream detection capacity.