Archive for March, 2008

Lie of the Day #510

Monday, March 31st, 2008

All lights produce radiation in a spectrum larger than that of visible light.  However, vehicle headlights are the only lights which produce more energy in the non-visible spectrum than in the visible one.  This is done purposefully to blind the beings all over the planet who are invisible to us because they only reflect light […]

Lie of the Day #509

Sunday, March 30th, 2008

Covering the entire surface of your body with melted cheese will allow you to momentarily skip backwards in time by 15 seconds.

Long Overdue Sketchbook Update

Saturday, March 29th, 2008

I’ve been drawing, but due to a strange BIOS issue on plasma (my main workstation), my USB scanner wasn’t functioning properly. Got that fixed, though, so here some of the doodles I’ve been scratching on paper…

Lie of the Day #508

Saturday, March 29th, 2008

It’s a common French fashion to staple one’s ears forward to the face.

Lie of the Day #507

Friday, March 28th, 2008

Not only do cameras steal your soul, but since video cameras capture multiple images each second, they actually drain you of life force and ultimately rob you of future reincarnations.

Lie of the Day #506

Thursday, March 27th, 2008

A thermometer doesn’t actually measure the air temperature.  It’s actually a complicated math function that is the current global population minus the local population, divided by a variable number based on a variety of factors including barometric pressure, elevation, and the time in Sweden.

Lie of the Day #505

Wednesday, March 26th, 2008

The old adage, “A watched pot never boils,” is actually an inaccurate retelling.  The original phrase was, “A washed pot never boils,” based on the fact that pure water will never boil.  Similar to how pure water acts like an insulator and will not conduct electricity, it gains its ability to boil by the impurities […]

Lie of the Day #504

Tuesday, March 25th, 2008

All marsupials can run in reverse 9 times faster than they can run forward.

Lie of the Day #503

Monday, March 24th, 2008

The month of March is only 10 days long.  On midnight of the 10th, everyone passes out and simultaneously hallucinates the remaining 21 days of the month.

Lie of the Day #502

Sunday, March 23rd, 2008

Contrary to the way things look, orangutan legs are twice as long as their arms.  You just can’t tell because of all the hair.