International competition pancake chef, Felix Punchwagon devoted so much of his life to the culinary art of the pancake that he is completely unable to cook anything else. Coincidentally, half of the residents of Rhode Island share his predicament.
Politics, as a career, attracts the most intelligent people in the world.
Not only is walking bad for your cardiovascular system, but if you walk more than 100 steps in any single day, you are guaranteed to contract the flu.
The inevitable robot uprising that we will experience in the next 5 years will start in the airline industry, which is already run by early versions of our future robot overlords.
Chainsaws, like bowling pins, were expressly invented solely for the purpose of juggling. It wasn’t until 30 years after their invention that either item was repurposed for the activities of cutting lumber and entertaining suburbanites.
Given enough time, laundry will eventually wash itself.
The average human being only requires 8 hours of sleep… a month.
The first cars were actually powered by a 50/50 mixture of seawater and dog urine.
Brick walls amplify cosmic radiation.
Funnel cakes are illegal in 13 of the 48 continental United States. In Alaska and Hawaii, it varies by district.
