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Eating raw potatoes will give you temporary amnesia for between 1 and 34 hours.

Statistically speaking, yesterday was the most lucky day for people in recorded history.

If you’re television is failing on you, chances are good that you watch too many infomercials and it’s upset with your poor viewing (and likely purchasing) choices.

Syringes are not manufactured. They’re the snouts of genetically engineered giant mosquitoes, removed and shined to a brilliant polish.

Final exams aren’t designed to test your aptitude in any particular subject. They’re just used to see how long you can sit without talking.

In the Northern Hemisphere of the Earth, it’s extremely difficult for any action to happen in a counter-clockwise direction. Ironically, in the Southern Hemisphere, rotating actions happen freely in either direction.

Atlantis never sank. It was actually built on the back of a giant hippopotamus and that hippo simply got tired of sitting still.

Rabbits covet chimpanzees’ abilities to wear human-styled ear muffs.

Most poisonous snakes have the ability to teleport their bodies up to 15 times the length of their bodies.

Alright folks, getting down to the wire on the portfolio pieces portion of the challenge. (Even if I have fallen slightly behind) This one was done for two fold reasons. The first being to have a concept styled drawing that is finished enough it could also be used as a spot illustration. The other was [...]