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There’s no such thing as August 31st.

The taco is the most aerodynamic of foods.

Most “transparent” plastic bags really aren’t transparent. They use an intricate array of cameras and projectors to simulate the effect of being transparent.

Most software applications are finished with development well before their projected release dates. They just push back release dates to make you think that the program has more in it than it really does.

It’s impossible for any four-wheeled vehicle to travel at speeds faster than 100 miles per hour. Anything claiming to go faster is using optical illusions and trickery to deceive you.

My parents were very patient with me during the years I spent in art school. Even with all that education, drawings like these still happen from time to time.
Sketch prompted by a message from Roberto Rubet (www.idodont.com)

As a corollary to Lie #1752, when most commercials talk about a “space-age polymer”, they’re specifically referring to silly putty, but cannot mention by name because it’s trademarked.

This was a pretty fascinating account of the differing objectives of what would be the first air war the world had ever known. Specifically in this case focusing on the battle being waged in the skies during the Battle of Arras. Much of it in the participants own words. These men were on the absolute [...]

In the future, the most popular plastic surgery operation will be finger shortening, because having proportionally large palms will be considered closer to ideal beauty.

Even in present day, most cultures view juggling as an act of witchcraft.