Archive for September, 2011
Thursday, September 29th, 2011
Drinking antifreeze will turn your eyes green. Of course, it may also kill you, so in order to get green eyes without dying, you should only have a small dose of antifreeze each day. You can hasten the process by mixing this small amount of antifreeze …
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Wednesday, September 28th, 2011
September is the only month of the year in which people are legally required to greet one another without looking the other person in the eye.
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Tuesday, September 27th, 2011
Similar to how human infants are naturally capable of swimming, puppies are capable of flight for the first 6-8 days of life.
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Monday, September 26th, 2011
In most countries, giving a breath mint to a dog is actually a felony offense.
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Sunday, September 25th, 2011
Potato chips aren’t made of potatoes; they’re made by potatoes. For clarification, think about what a “cow chip” is. A potato chip is basically the same thing.
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Saturday, September 24th, 2011
Cats always land on their feet. This is true because, in 1923, it was officially declared that each individual hair on a cat’s body counts as a foot.
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Friday, September 23rd, 2011
The notion that dragons breathe fire has been misinterpreted from ancient texts. It was taken as a poetic description although it was meant quite literally. Dragons breathe fire like fish breathe water. The fire that shot from their mouths was simply an exhale. The rest of the time, the dragon would have to hold its [...]
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Thursday, September 22nd, 2011
All musicians are named Billy.
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Wednesday, September 21st, 2011
Most molds and mushrooms have incredible elastic capability. In fact, bungie cords were originally called fungi cords, but the name was changed because it didn’t market well.
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Tuesday, September 20th, 2011
I really took my time reading this. In an attempt to absorb as much as possible. Anxiously looking forward to the further two volumes on his life and work.
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