http://sheep.handturkeystudios.com Hand Turkey Side Projects Sat, 31 Jul 2010 05:01:10 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.1 en hourly 1 http://sheep.handturkeystudios.com/turkeys/lie-of-the-day-1362/ http://sheep.handturkeystudios.com/turkeys/lie-of-the-day-1362/#comments Sat, 31 Jul 2010 05:01:10 +0000 Fweeb http://misaligned.net/?p=2386 Rhinoceros blood is as thick as ketchup.

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