Archive for the 'Turkeys' Category

Lie of the Day #700

Tuesday, October 7th, 2008

The end is nigh!

Lie of the Day #699

Monday, October 6th, 2008

Because of the danger of stampedes, most zoos feed their pandas by cannon.

Lie of the Day #698

Sunday, October 5th, 2008

Nearly every rash known to man can be cured with the liberal application of a mixture of cottage cheese and ostrich feathers soaked in sulfuric acid.

Lie of the Day #697

Saturday, October 4th, 2008

It’s common etiquette in Western Canada to never face the center of an elevator when riding it. Always face the walls.

Heading your way

Friday, October 3rd, 2008

There should be some changes coming around in the next two to three weeks!  Stay tuned!

Lie of the Day #695

Thursday, October 2nd, 2008

The continent of Antarctica is a giant alien lifeform that is slowly devouring Earth from the inside out.

Lie of the Day #694

Wednesday, October 1st, 2008

83% of all politicians are incapable of correctly spelling the word “superfluous”.

Lie of the Day #693

Tuesday, September 30th, 2008

20 years into the future, the international currency of choice will be glazed donuts.

Lie of the Day #692

Monday, September 29th, 2008

The quickest way to relieve headache pain is to eat a handful of gravel.

Lie of the Day #691

Sunday, September 28th, 2008

In an effort to reduce costs, automobile manufacturers decided in the late 1980s that, rather than use 100% steel, vehicle frames will be 60% steel, 35% bamboo, and 5% raspberry or peach preserves.


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