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The end is nigh!

Because of the danger of stampedes, most zoos feed their pandas by cannon.

Nearly every rash known to man can be cured with the liberal application of a mixture of cottage cheese and ostrich feathers soaked in sulfuric acid.

It’s common etiquette in Western Canada to never face the center of an elevator when riding it. Always face the walls.

There should be some changes coming around in the next two to three weeks!  Stay tuned!

The continent of Antarctica is a giant alien lifeform that is slowly devouring Earth from the inside out.

83% of all politicians are incapable of correctly spelling the word “superfluous”.

20 years into the future, the international currency of choice will be glazed donuts.

The quickest way to relieve headache pain is to eat a handful of gravel.

In an effort to reduce costs, automobile manufacturers decided in the late 1980s that, rather than use 100% steel, vehicle frames will be 60% steel, 35% bamboo, and 5% raspberry or peach preserves.