Archive for the 'Turkeys' Category

Lie of the Day #1784

Monday, September 26th, 2011

In most countries, giving a breath mint to a dog is actually a felony offense.

Lie of the Day #1783

Sunday, September 25th, 2011

Potato chips aren’t made of potatoes; they’re made by potatoes. For clarification, think about what a “cow chip” is. A potato chip is basically the same thing.

Lie of the Day #1782

Saturday, September 24th, 2011

Cats always land on their feet. This is true because, in 1923, it was officially declared that each individual hair on a cat’s body counts as a foot.

Lie of the Day #1781

Friday, September 23rd, 2011

The notion that dragons breathe fire has been misinterpreted from ancient texts. It was taken as a poetic description although it was meant quite literally. Dragons breathe fire like fish breathe water. The fire that shot from their mouths was simply an exhale. The rest of the time, the dragon would have to hold its [...]

Lie of the Day #1780

Thursday, September 22nd, 2011

All musicians are named Billy.

Lie of the Day #1779

Wednesday, September 21st, 2011

Most molds and mushrooms have incredible elastic capability. In fact, bungie cords were originally called fungi cords, but the name was changed because it didn’t market well.

Recent Reading

Tuesday, September 20th, 2011

I really took my time reading this. In an attempt to absorb as much as possible. Anxiously looking forward to the further two volumes on his life and work.

Lie of the Day #1778

Tuesday, September 20th, 2011

Sideburns got their name because before humans evolved the capability of growing them, men would regularly brand their faces with hot irons to give the appearance of having facial hair in that location.

Warm Up Sketch

Monday, September 19th, 2011

I did this quick drawing last night, trying to get back into gear with inking again. Over the weekend I finished the pencils (finally) to the next chapter of Steam War. Here’s to hoping for a productive couple of weeks to put this one to bed. It’s been quite the learning experience.
The subject matter was [...]

Lie of the Day #1777

Monday, September 19th, 2011

Not only do photographs steal your soul, but if you take 37 printed photographs of yourself and mix them with a solution of amino acids and left-over cafeteria food, you can produce a living clone.