Lie of the Day #1389
August 27th, 2010 by FweebThe process of being drawn and quartered wasn’t the gruesome, torturous event that everyone believes it was. People were definitely beheaded and chopped into four pieces, but what’s not written about is the fact that when done with the right ritualistic steps (and it was always done right), flowers and candy would burst from the victim’s body instead of blood.
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