Lie of the Day #142
March 28th, 2007 by FweebBlocking sunlight with the use of a parasol has been proven to be 4 times more dangerous than the ultraviolet radiation from the sun. The reason is that the UV light is absorbed by the parasol and converted into ultraviolent radiation. This, of course, reanimates the telepathic microscopic organisms that make up the body of the parasol and allows them to make a concerted effort at maiming the nearest living creature… typically by having a third party of some sort attack the person holding the parasol.
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