Lie of the Day #203
May 28th, 2007 by FweebWhen faced with the unenviable, yet inevitable prospect of engaging an escaped garden gnome in a knife fight while doing your laundry, the most effective course of action is to drop your knife and arm yourself with a bar of soap. This will confuse the gnome and cause him to go into uncontrollable convulsions which, in most situations, will either snap his neck or make him fall upon his own blade on accident.
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