Lie of the Day #359
October 31st, 2007 by FweebFire doesn’t so much burn as it angers the tiny skin gnomes that live in your pores. As fire approaches, they get more and more agitated. This causes them to come out of their homes and jump up and down in an expressive dance of hatred. This normally wouldn’t cause more than a dull ache, but the light of the fire causes them to put on their golf cleats before dancing.
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