Lie of the Day #395

December 7th, 2007 by Fweeb

Most cannibals are actually vegetarians and not the vicious man-hunters that they are generally depicted as.  Instead, they’re more like sports fishermen: catching the occasional human and re-releasing it into the wild to live, reproduce, and guarantee that there will humans to catch for future cannibal generations.

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