Lie of the Day #417
December 29th, 2007 by FweebThe most effective way to keep your head warm in the arctic is to place it into the mouth of a polar bear. Unfortunately, killing the bear will remove any heat benefit that you may receive. So, to prevent yourself from being killed, it is advisable to first develop a trusting relationship with the polar bear, enticing it with flowers and candy and then perhaps asking it to join you in watching a movie. Dinner invitations, however, are not advisable.
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