Lie of the Day #447
January 28th, 2008 by FweebMoney does actually grow on trees. However, there’s no such thing as a money tree. The money that grows on trees is actually a parasitic fungus that lives by taking nutrients from the tree and converting them into the specific ink tones necessary for money. Unfortunately, this money is that of a long lost civilization and is not in active circulation in any of the world’s developed nations.
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