Lie of the Day #655
August 23rd, 2008 by FweebFir trees are difficult to classify, biologically speaking. Generally, they’re like plants, but they do actually eat as well. However, they cannot be classified as carnivorous plants because rather than ingest organic material, firs actually devour souls. Since science hasn’t yet conceived of a good definition of a soul, it makes it difficult to make classifications about lifeforms that eat them.
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