Lie of the Day #758
December 4th, 2008 by FweebAll socks are infused with an element called invisibilium. Because of it’s relatively short half-life, invisibilium causes the socks to eventually disappear from view and even makes them 100% permeable, rendering them to a unique state of quasi-nonexistence (real nonexistence happens with oblivionium). Invisibilium is a typical rare element in nature, though, and it’s theorized that because of sock manufacturers’ decision to use it, its proliferation may have adverse environmental effects, such as the eventual disappearance of our planet itself.
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